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[slingshots]

sure what's up?

[batmantled]

first of all why does jason have my number.

second please tell me that if at any point now or in the future you happen to need contraceptives for any reason you're not delving into his supply.
cause knowing him they're probably expired.

expired and pawed over.

[slingshots]

oh my god dick
PLEASE not you too

1/3 s-sob

[batmantled]

hey, i’m not judging. nothing wrong with a little consensual pre-marital sex as long as everybody knows they’re going in protected.
I mean obviously thinking about it in this context makes me want to dislocate my shoulder and get my mind wiped just so i don't have to anymore but that doesn’t change facts.

2/3

[batmantled]

wow i can't believe i just typed that.

to my sixteen year old kid sister
friend

[batmantled]

but seriously what’s this about and what does it have to with jason

[slingshots]

[ dick you're embarrassing her why are you doing this to her ]

rest assured no dislocations necessary we're NOT doing anything
jessica misinterpreted + reported to jason
end of story

come on seriously it's been like a month

[batmantled]

so you're saying i practiced that speech five times in front of the mirror for nothing.


not that you should count that as an endorsement.

[batmantled]

anyway, wow. he’s seriously on your case over a little misunderstanding?

[slingshots]

nothing i can't handle

[batmantled]

scout's honor?


cause i could say something.

[ WHOOPS HE DID ALREADY.... ]

[slingshots]

yeah, and also no need
seriously