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[slingshots]

[ dammit :| ]

yeah i guess

[undeadsidekick]

You could just borrow some from him.

[slingshots]

he only has black

[undeadsidekick]

Picky picky.

[slingshots]

i bet it'd look pretty good on you, YOU wanna borrow it?

[undeadsidekick]

I don't need any help looking undead.

[slingshots]

you're the least dead looking guy i seen yet

[undeadsidekick]

Gee, thanks.

I vote purple, by the way.

[slingshots]

since when are you an expert?

[undeadsidekick]

I'm not.

I just know a few hookers who wear blue. Figured you might want to set yourself apart.

[slingshots]

who says that's not the look i was going for?

[undeadsidekick]

According to Jess you two are gonna do it while she drags me to prom.

[undeadsidekick]

Tip --

The couch is better than a futon.

[undeadsidekick]

But no seriously, if I come back and find you screwing, or post-screwing, I'll shoot him.

[slingshots]

[ LONGEST PAUSE ]

wow

[undeadsidekick]

Just thought you should know.

In the interest of full disclosure.

okay NOW i can use it

[slingshots]

we've been dating like a month

[undeadsidekick]

I know how teenage boys work. A month is an acceptable amount of time when there are boobs in your face. Sorry if that's hard to hear or weird or whatever.

It's fucking true.

[undeadsidekick]

And he's like, what? 15?

That means whatever shitty impulse control I've got, he's at least 4 times worse off than me.

[slingshots]

he's 17
and does he really strike you as that kind of guy

[undeadsidekick]

You never know. And he's way too old for you anyway.

Whatever happened to that Tavros kid? The one with the horns? And the wheel chair?

[slingshots]

a year older
tav's gone, AND he was 14, so don't even

[undeadsidekick]

Look, I want to talk to this guy again before you two

[undeadsidekick]

do anything

[undeadsidekick]

Fuck, I hate saying that. Typing that.